ive only known complete morons to say this

I think he means that old Charlie has risen from his grave and ready to start eating some more endangered species.

*slide whistle*

*laughter*

Thank you, thank you so much!

And now I'd like to discuss the lighter side of quantum theory...

My stars.

Bulbs for you, and deep personal shame for me.

Akane's panties!

for bort

I don't get it.

Should have stuck to the rivers and lakes that she was used to.

Up the creek without a paddle!

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

Turns out she was neither a rock, nor an island.

She was going to have it her way or nothing at all.

I would support measures to prevent people from accidentally killing themselves at Niagra. Making the guard rails a little taller could work, as could adding points to the railings to keep people from sitting on them. I'm not sure what's so stupid about wanting to prevent needless fatalities, myself.

not yet, we need a photogenic white girl, hopefully blonde, to fall in before it becomes a real issue