It's America's fault that Jackie Chan got old and beyond his physical peak? It makes you sad that his films saw a wider distribution in this country? Hunh?

Well... No. But it was America's fault for Shanghai Noon.

Okay, probably the main reason Jackie Chan cannot do these things in American-made movies is because he can't be insured. It required a country where human life was valued less for someone like Jackie Chan to find a medium.

Honestly, people jump to "fuck America" far too quickly, and I'm Canadian and prone to "fuck America" sentiments.

I take your meaning but you probably could have worded that better my man.

Which is why ever since then you've taken a little home for yourself.

Isn't that right?

Isn't that right!!!

I know what you mean. When I got my vasectomy, they sealed each end of my vas deferens tubes with an electric thing like a soldering iron. It smelled so fucking tasty.