As soon as he started any anti-catholic rambling they would hang him right there.

How do you hang that which has no neck?

Touche.

0 a month? So that basically just covers his Totino's Pizza Rolls budget?

Telemarketing means phone sales, a job where one's face is not a factor is pretty much mandatory in his case. He'll be counting on his sparkling wit and attractive personality to bring home the bacon.

In an extremely competitive, stressful, high turnover field, he'll be making hundreds of phone calls a day, every conversation will begin with the other person already angry at him, and he must remain polite, persuasive, and on-task while dealing with hostile and/or confused cold-call recipients. He probably won't last a first week.

We can only imagine the comedy we're missing. It'll be better than a prank phone call album.

Oh man that's even better then I had imagined. You are right he will keep that a week tops. At least we all get to see the resulting video after he gets canned/quits.