world record: longest time to balance cups of water on a broom in each hand on a rola bola on the checkered tile floor of the junk room in front of the dart board but to the right of the rubbish pile and just left of the old couch that the cat sprayed up several years ago because you forgot to have her fixed and you had to sex her with q-tips because nothing is worse than the bellows of a cat in heat.
Is this really super hard? I mean, once you spend enough time on a rola bola it sorta becomes second nature. Seems like with some practice over the course of a month or so, this wouldn't be so impossible.
Fuck man, I'm a loser - might as well have another loser to battle in the loser arts. I'm gonna do this.