haha

This guy's got no ambition, even for a meth-head. Most of the ones who get perma-boners from meth deal with it by going out and fucking other meth-heads. Sure, that's a bullet train to AIDSville, but at least they're out there meeting new people.

Or, on the flip side, he's practicing safe sex.

The more you know...

I wonder about this constantly. They all seem to know the one thing that will get them on TV is self abuse. All that and a sweet chin snatch.

Give him some credit, it's only *self* abuse:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3o3okqv

uh, I'm sure the Meth Head Masturbator's entire family suffers by being related to him.

After five years of masturbating 10 to 12 hours during meth frenzies, I'm willing to bet his penis bears all the wounds of his addiction.

His weird little chin hair thing is off center in one shot, and he looks like a rapist. He looks like he goes to tanning salons, presumably on speed, and does god knows what while in there.

I would love to go back in time to the launch of the Arts & Entertainment channel and show the executives the natural progression of shows like Breakfast with the Arts giving way to Dog The Bounty Hunter.

They think they're participating in a documentary about addiction.

and a swollen penis