Jet Bin Fever All these people on the show claim that they were enabled by another person, but I bet her cousin left this behind years ago.
smellslikefish I never thought a person could make my dogs look trained.
Riskbreaker Not the kind of person you want to invite for dinner.
charmlessman Unless you have an old couch and not much food.
baleen Reminds me of a very funny Czech film called The Unbuttoners, about a couple who pinch buttons from sofas with their butts. Among a bunch of other weird shit.
Pompoulus Well this person hasn't dropped dead yet so whatever's in that cushion stuffing must not be that toxic.
So I guess you could call that the bright side.
dead_cat Either that or the human digestive system isn't strong enough to break it down. A lot of roughage, and she's lucky she hasn't given herself an obstruction of some kind, but aside from whatever chemicals and pesticides the furniture company may have treated it with, that's probably about it.
kingofthenothing They're all like this in Bradenton. Maybe not couch cushions, but they've all got SOMETHING wrong.
fedex Now I know what happens to all those sofas I see people get rid of on the side of the street