|Caminante Nocturno |
The frozen yogurt conversation is the most romantic thing I've ever heard. People go their entire lives without hearing something that romantic. We should all consider ourselves lucky.
Is this from one of those hentai titles that they got porn stars to do the voice acting for?
Have you ever tried to fuck a box?
|Innocent Bystander |
You know, come to think of it, I have probably never tried to fuck a box. How about that.
|The McK |
Not the best, you know, but better. Call it 75th percentile.
|The Mothership |
Non fat? Exploding world? What the fuck?
I laughed my ass off.
The conundrum of big balls in your face.
After being molested by so many guys that girl already has standards as to who rubs titties the best.
Like one long winding turd, snaking its way through the universe.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
Preview image. Either he has six fingers or they miscolored his elbow.
That's the secret to his titty rubbing technique.
Nothing is low fat.
Beautiful lies for the hentai crowd.
|Macho Nacho |
How do you fuck a box anyway?
You could have submitted this in a dozen five-to-ten second clips, and it probably would have kept getting stars.
It's easy to have a cock that's ten stories high if you live on the tenth floor.
I AM A ONE-ARMED DUCK FUCKER
What the hell is this from?
The dripping pathos in her response of "Yeah, I got it. Sorry to bother you."
Why can't I stop laughing
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