|The Great Hippo |
This man is so desperate to be macho. It's actually quite adorable.
He should be dressed up in a pink tutu and air-dropped into a giant ball pit filled with snugglekittens.
I never thought about it that way. He really is trying too hard. But then again he was KGB.
The Great Hippo
I want a dating sim where I can dress him and other world leaders up in frilly maid outfits and take them out to dinner. He'd be the most tsundere character of them all.
But I do think you're right, he probably does wear skirts and snuggle with a menagerie of kittens and bunnies at night.
The Great Hippo
If by 'losing our edge' you mean we no longer accept politicians projecting an ultra-masochismic, misogynistic, homophobic persona to win support, then I disagree. Putin's just turned our bullshit up louder.
But at least we both agree on the menagerie of pink snugglekittens and cuddlebunnies he keeps stocked in his bedroom at all times.
President Bush's "Mission Accomplished" carrier-landing was a lot cooler than riding a motorcycle, and every time he was caught on camera wearing a bomber jacket or dressed like a cowboy was also deliberate posturing meant to appeal to action movie Americans who want a leader AND a show. Obama's trying to project an image of being a responsible statesman, but will never be able to appeal to the Republican base, which consists mostly of 1) the kind of people who use words like "breeding" and 2) the kind of people who use words like "towel-head."
I hear he's going to rename Russia SpikeTVMaximMagazineivolya.
|Oscar Wildcat |
I know the Soviet Union collapsed, but when was Russia taken over by the WWE?
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
Years ago, Putin read about the life of Teddy Roosevelt and saw it as a challenge.
It is so lame that he rides a trike. I would have guessed that Putin would only ride some kind of stretched out Hayabusa with nitrous or something equally hardcore.
|Void 71 |
Yet more proof that Russian propaganda shits all over American propaganda.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Okay, I guess that beats "riding a horse shirtless". Good work Vlady.
|Adham Nu'man |
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
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