lieutenant halfabeef The Russians have spent decades domesticating foxes. Why do people still want to keep the wild versions? Get the pet version Soviet science has forged for us!
Mancakes They're really expensive and still not quite right.
Agent #1 The youtube description says it has a neurological disorder.
kingarthur I pictured a scenario where his captor was Kathy Bates in Misery...
freedoom I'm pretty sure this is the result of being exposed to joker gas.
HotwaxNinjaPanther He's keeping his butt as low to the ground as possible because of his fear of getting more loving from the weird furry that keeps him in that cage.