jreid So incredibly masturbatory. I feel embarrassed and dirty to have witnessed it.
Oscar Wildcat You'll notice the small, scooped shape extension on the end of the penis. He uses this to remove the semen of competing males from her uterus and replace it with his.
Hay Belly I thought I dreamed up that article because no one I've talked to has ever heard of it.
Udderdude Up next: Territorial pissing for dummies.
Hank Friendly I was hoping technique #5 was going to be give the most intense chinese war shriek imaginable and Liu Kang bicycle kick the interloper
spikestoyiu 1) Shoulder/chest pat dismissal
2) Get punched in shitty face for touching complete stranger
Quad9Damage I noticed that too. Patronizing shit like that is definitely a way to start a fight. It'd be kind of hard to keep pulling on and dragging around his lady target when he's getting his ass kicked.
Burnov A lot of that passive aggressive, condescending shit is done in night clubs and other social situations in which douchebaggery registers off the charts.
And yes, it can and often does quickly escalate into a full blown fight, or a stabbing or worse. At least around here.
Where I come from nightclubs can get shut down pretty quickly because of such incidents repeatedly happening to the point where the owners simply can't afford to insure the place after every subsequent incident.
Whether this stuff works depends on how low their intelligence is and how they rate on the douche-o-meter, male and female.
It does have some obvious application on the basis that the world is full of stupid, douchey people.
Void 71 I'm glad I now have the knowledge to tackle a totally unrealistic scenario.
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