Are all these guys 20 years older than their wives or does it just look that way? Especially the second dude in the cop or whatever uniform that is. The age difference there is downright creepy. It looks like he married his best friend's daughter.
And why is that one idiot drinking coffee while he shaves?
"Honey, don't you dare poison my petunias! My mother gave them to us as a housewarming gift, and I'll not see them destroyed until I burn them and scatter the ashes over your corpse.