A town so small and shitty, no one wanted it. So it got wedged between 3 rapidly expanding suburbs and died a slow death of asphyxiation. Now its only known for being the only reason there's a stop light on 169, even though several years and millions of dollars have been spent trying to sweep its access to others away.
Also, there are literally no street lights in the city off of Main Street. Once got lost in the dark, so we drove towards the only light we saw. Ended up in the cemetery. Its almost like the town wants you to hurry up and die, so it can too.
TheSupafly Where can I hire this guy to produce my video resume.