|Burnov - 2011-09-03 |
"When yourrrh walking with the lard, yourrrrrh morrrrrh than able".
|riedquat - 2011-09-03 |
|cognitivedissonance - 2011-09-03 |
My parents had this idea that Vacation Bible School would be good, free entertainment for us during summers. They would have my step-grandfather shuffle us off to whatever church was having one, and all the churches in town staggered them so they'd be 3 months of Psalty Hell.
I'm deeply surprised that I wasn't molested, that would wait for Boy Scouts.
of course it would
|kingarthur - 2011-09-03 |
"Sorry, Jeff. There's no phones out here!"
|spiteful crow - 2011-09-03 |
I was subjected to this kind of thing by my crazy evangelical relatives all the time as a kid, so I remember this guy. I distinctly remember him having a freakish huge puppet head instead of just a normal face in bad makeup, though.
According to the crappy website for this, the Psalty character only has a real face when the actor is actually the one playing him. At events playing a pre-recorded soundtrack, it's just a costume with foam cartoon face and a pervert inside.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2011-09-03 |
My mom used to play these tapes in the car when I was a little kid. We never liked them; they were just so goddamn ridiculous and entertaining.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2011-09-03 |
They didn't have to do much work to make this look creepy.
|Abstract Fainter - 2011-09-03 |
I swear to God, Psalty, you are about half a short one from getting the biggest ass kicking of your weird, fucked up life.
On the other hand, congratulations on your very unusual cult.
|FreeOJ - 2011-09-03 |
HEY GIVE ME BACK MY HAT
|jreid - 2011-09-03 |
I love these old fucked up tapes, but god damn I wish EIT would stop with their terrible editing.
Let the awfulness speak for itself.
|kingofthenothing - 2011-09-03 |
Ha! I knew a guy who once served THREE masters! (two jobs and a crack habit) In your face, Bible!
|wtf japan - 2011-09-03 |
My dad played Psalty in a musical production for my Southern Baptist church's vacation bible school one year.
I thought I had repressed that one real good. Guess not.
|The Mothership - 2011-09-04 |
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