MongoMcMichael      The creepiest and most depressing parts of this clip don't involve the puppet demon tome mascot.
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Mancakes      Fuck. Just take them.
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Jet Bin Fever      This is amazingly evil. Well done!
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dead_cat      Well now, that scene felt totally natural. Just like that little kid's lisp.
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memedumpster      120 Days of Psalty.
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Chalkdust      you heard it here first: nerds are incapable of having fun
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Quad9Damage Not if you're a Regular Nerd. Regular Nerds have comics, sci-fi, anime and Dungeons & Dragons to keep them entertained. Christian Nerds on the other hand have... Psalty videos. And whatever Focus on the Family puts out, I guess.
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Xenocide      I like how they just gave up on having Vocabulary Girl speak in big words about halfway through.
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dead_cat No, see, it's because Jesus was changing her heart. And then he threw in a free lobotomy.
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dead_cat Also, after Jesus fixes the too-smart girl, he restores normal speech to her little brother, thus restoring the Proper Christian distribution of power.
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Quad9Damage      Oh, I get it! She's one of those 'smart types.' Thinking she's all fancy with her intelligence and books and critical thinking and whatnot. But we know what to do, don't we kids? We'll use the power of JESUS to set her straight! There's only one book you need to read, honey. It's not the talking blue abomination standing over there, though.
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chumbucket      They are all about to attend Carousel.
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themilkshark Little girls dressed terribly in the 90's
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Screwtape     
Jesus wants to have a relationship with you, he wants to put something Psalty in you!
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