pineapplejuicer - 2011-09-07 I have one, he's not nearly as helpful...although admittedly I have never tried this
chumbucket - 2011-09-07 Monkeys are better until you serve them beer
Syd Midnight - 2011-09-09 I've had them, just make sure you pick a smart one with a good personality, and you have a high tolerance for high-pitched noise because they don't sing well but that doesn't stop them from doing it for hours at a time.
CrimsonHyperSloth - 2011-09-07 +10 for the bird.
-5 for instant coffee (you horrible monster).
poorwill - 2011-09-07 I prefer instant to real. All serious coffee drinkers do.
godot - 2011-09-07 U.S. instant coffee is markedly inferior to freeze dried elsewhere. Try Nescafe Classico from the Latin section of a large grocery. Its not great, but its way better than the truly vile swill marketed by U.S. Nescafe. Recommended for hiking.
twinkieafternoon - 2011-09-07 That bird was so frightened and confused. And he goes through that every morning.