Let's see, dark curly hair, he's in showbiz...
Why do all Christian kid-show villains have to be Jewish?
If he's in the closet that closet has burned to the ground long ago.
|Spit Spingola |
Goddamn horror. I was trying to figure whether showing kids this or Passion of the Christ would be more traumatizing, then I realized you could combine them and have the jewish rat characters nailing cat jesus to the cross.
Oh, Risky. You just want attention.
They're worried that Hollywood wants to steal their talent. That's cute.
|Maggot Brain |
I'm not going to watch this but I'll throw it 5 stars for the Saw movie guy preload.
Watching all of these Psalty clips has opened my eyes to how difficult being a child of fundamentalist Christian parents must be. Think about how shitty your situation is. You're not allowed to watch cartoons, you're not allowed to watch movies, and you're not allowed to play with other children unless they ALSO have fundamentalist Christian parents. The only sources of entertainment you are permitted are insufferable shit videos like the Psalty series, and I know if I were an unfortunate kid being forced to watch Psalty by my asshole parents, his horrible puppet face would burn itself permanently into my nightmares after five minutes. If you're going to indoctrinate your children, why the fuck do it in such a traumatizing way?
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