Wow, this wasn't in the movie. Jeff Goldblum actually filmed this specifically for this awful video game.
I haven't heard anyone that patronizing since that epic Christian Bale meltdown where he was like:
"OHH GOOD FOR YOUU!"
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
That was awesome.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Oh if only they could've written in a code that causes the PS to overheat and explode after this.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Real funny how you ran away from a dinosaur after your patronizing speech about going outside. A dinosaur you would've been safe from if you'd stayed inside like I did.
no jeff goldblum noises, no stars
wait, nevermind, 'get the stink blown off you' is worth a few
Ugh I actually have this game, it was hard as shit and you literally couldn't save your game. So it goes without saying that I never saw this part, although I might have had better memories of it if I had
White Trash Party
Is it the same one as that FMV one for the Sega CD? It was awfully hard and not really fun. Only thing I remember remotely interesting about it was dieing from honking a car horn which pissed off a nearby triceratops. Pretty sure I never went further then that.
This one was a side scrolling platformer, basically. You played as different dinosaurs and sometimes a human, running left to right. The game was sold as PLAY AS T-REX! but most of the time I recall you play as the tiny compy running away from bigger things and eating bugs.
Owt... side? Opposite sects? I don't understand.
Just think about how many other millionare movie stars disagree with your chosen hobbies. It just boggles the mind.
Oh, like you've never let something idle waste your time, Jeff!
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