|StanleyPain - 2011-09-08 |
Dear Lord, please save the polite, young white warrior from the horrible mud peoples!
THE VIDEO GAME
Oh wow...so I read the description and then looked it into and the company who makes these games is blaming some "fairness in media" group for launching a "smear campaign" against all Left Behind games, despite the fact they haven't one shred of proof to back it up. Funny how THAT little claim doesn't have a "citation needed" on Wikipedia.
This company has a history of being very paranoid. Back when their first game came out and the news media was reporting that the object was to kill nonbelievers in the name of God, LBG had a spambot crawl every blog that had a post about the story and leave a long, teary complaint in the comments section about "misinformation" and "misrepresentation." I know this because I did a Google search after I got one of them.
|Udderdude - 2011-09-08 |
1:39 OH SHIT HE BE ALL LIKE JESUS AND SHIT
|kwash - 2011-09-08 |
At first I was all like, oh shit, if those are the games graphics, this shit is fucking CRAZY.
Then I was just like oh, minorities.
|sosage - 2011-09-08 |
Shin Megami Tensei: Guitar of God
"We want the new game to appeal to modern gamers. Do you know anything about this game called 'Guitar Hero?'"
"Me neither. But I think it's pretty self-explanatory. Go make something like that. "
|Xenocide - 2011-09-08 |
Racial Purity Beam FIIIIIRE!
|Innocent Bystander - 2011-09-08 |
The comments are disabled. Quelle surprise.
Left Behind Games takes negative feedback about their products about as seriously as a malignant tumor in their bowels. I'm not surprised that they disabled comments, but at least it will keep them from having to send angry PM's to every dissenting commenter's YouTube inbox.
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2011-09-08 |
I only want to play if I can play as the kung fu Asian in the multi ethnic politically correct street gang.
|EvilHomer - 2011-09-08 |
I'd like to hear a few tunes from Vato the Ese!
I bet he's a really good classical trained guitarist, but he's not all stuck about it, and he's prone to mixing up his sets with jazz improv and homages to Steve Vai. He dropped out of conservatory to take care of his cancer-stricken mother, but the economic and emotional toll of his choice gradually led him down the path of crime his mother had so desperately wanted to keep him away from. When he saw that guitar, he thought to himself, hey, maybe I shouldn't have given up on my dreams. Maybe if this kind Christian stranger shows me a bit of compassion, let's me use his guitar to channel my rage and aspirations- even but for a moment!- I can reclaim the life I once had and finally fulfill my potential!
And now he's going to live out the rest of his days blind and incontinent, smote by the Wrath of God.
Do we need any more proof that religion is horrifyingly amoral?
|TeenerTot - 2011-09-08 |
Nunchucks? Who uses nunchucks anymore?
|Spit Spingola - 2011-09-08 |
In this game you get to play as the antichrist? I'm assuming this guy with the guitar is the antichrist and he plays his guitar and peoples heads explode and guts boil as he creates hell on earth.
The Antichrist steals your God Guitar and changes out the strings so they'll summon the forces of hell instead of calling on God's Minority Repel spell.
To be fair, I don't think I've ever seen a YouTube video that was improved by the comments.
Opps, wrong subthread.
|memedumpster - 2011-09-08 |
It's very obvious that God never grants the power of rock to Christians. Really, why would he waste such a thing on the worst humans possible?
Billy the Poet
"I went down to the Mega-church/ sat down on the comfortable chair with armrests...."
|Quad9Damage - 2011-09-08 |
You mean they're STILL making these dogshit games? Heh, and people complain when game ads have too much cutscene footage and no gameplay footage. Well this has NEITHER. Is the object of the game is to go around fighting urban youth and the Antichrist's forces by riffing on your magic God Guitar?
Oh my mistake. There is gameplay footage. In very tiny windows at the end of the video for about four seconds.
|spikestoyiu - 2011-09-08 |
He's playing Jars of Clay covers! Quick, let's get out of here!
Do gangs normally make sure that they're all carrying different weapons? What did the white guy do to get stuck with a rolled-up newspaper? Did he get the knife last week?
My familiarity is with biker gangs, and they generally don't care.
|charmlessman - 2011-09-08 |
G CHORD OF THE LORD!!
|CIWB - 2011-09-08 |
I don't understand Christians.
|themilkshark - 2011-09-15 |
In real life, the gang would have shot him in the head before looking at his cool guitar.
Nice work there enforcing negative ethnic stereotypes, children of God.
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