|The Townleybomb |
Good boy, owner!
Now go murder my enemies!
That fridge isn't all the way closed you worthless bastard dog
|Jet Bin Fever |
Collies/shepherds are amazing. I had a blue merle myself once.
We had a schnauzer mix that could do all these things ("bang," twirl, etc), except instead of teaching her to fetch beer, we taught her to weed the garden, take messages to whomever you asked her to, and shut the door when she came in from outside.
(She was also a terrible snitch, and would come get you whenever she thought the other dog was doing something bad.)
|Wonko the Sane |
The effort used to train this dog far outweighs that of simply getting the beers for the rest of life.
Eagles fan/dog rapist.
Keep your sports politics out of this dog thread.
Dude is clearly a Bucs fan and hates the Eagles. Watch it again.
|Robin Kestrel |
This dog for president.
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