This fad won't go anywhere in Canada until you can deep fry a bottle of Molson
|Corpus Delectable |
Canada, come here. Sit down. We need to talk.
Look, if you're going to do the world-class banal deep-fried mall lifestyle, you're also going to need the world-class interventionist military. People watch shit like this and they just hate you for having empty souls, like us Americans, and they want to kill you, just like they want to kill us.
So, either go back to being that authentic and quirky neighbor to the north, or get cracking with fascism light and a military-industrial complex, because it's a package deal.
Are you going to finish that donut cheeseburger? Cuz, if not, I will.
"We found a way to incorporate all of them under one roof..." I bet that was a long night of debate and theorizing. Congrats on figuring that out.
Batter, dunk, wait, eat
These people are all going to die fat.
Right because they eat fried mars bars and fried coke every day.
Isn't Scotland the true deep fried capital of the world? They apparently sell deep fried mars bars in actual shops, not just as an occasional state fair novelty (though apparently the media may have transformed it from a novelty to an actual thing).
why are canadian girls so goddamn cute
I was under the impression that the Brits invented the deep-fried Mars bar & served it as pub food and that's what started the madness.
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