|Killer Joe |
"I'm confident that I'll be gone."
"I am confident that I'll be sitting comfortably in heaven during the fires, martial law, earthquakes, thermonuclear war, and Satan ruling the planet. Because I am a good person. Unlike you, straggler, who just found this video in a pile of rubble and played it in an abandoned house that just happened to still have electricity."
"this is gods final effort to get our attention"
Damn it, how could we ignore all his toast and tree-based messages!
I'm just surprized at the lack of subtility god will show after centuries of doing nothing.
He goes from having infinite patience to none.
Mr. Show skits got drier and drier towards season 4, but I still like it.
Some people will go to amazing lengths just to gloat.
|Grandmaster Funk |
"You don't need to understand all this theological."
"[The Antichrist] will make many promises, but he will not keep them."
Sounds like another metaphysical guy I know.
So, even after we FINALLY get rid of these people once and for all, they STILL can't stop pontificating to the rest of us?
But more importantly, we hope you've enjoyed... life.
I posted that comment before I got to the the nature montage at the end of the video. Holy shit, Gremlins 2 really did parody this years before it was recorded.
Really think of the special kind of insanity that makes you produce a video for the survivors of an apocalyptic event in which you believe you and your fellow Christians will be taken up to heaven (killed) and live with God while the rest of worthless humanity is forced to endure the final days, hell on earth, plagues, anarchy, fire, pain, starvation, babies dissapearing from the womb, the collapse of all major governments and modern society as a whole, a new world ruled by the anti-Christ plunging humanity into a final dark age.
I imagine fundies giving this tape as a 10th birthday gift to their less-than-perfect nephews.
|Syd Midnight |
Shit, I waited too long and the video got raptured.
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