So once I was kayaking in off the coast of Malaysia when I looked over the edge I realized two things: the water was only a meter deep, and the bottom was completely coated in fire urchins.
I was skiing in the Atchafalaya Basin some time ago, my dad was driving the boat and began to slow down; as my skis begin to sink, a large snot with a pair of evil eyes began to break the surface.
I yelled to my dad 'Go, Go, Goooooooo!' He to took a quick look back and took off like a bat out of hell! I belly flopped it all the way home, and never even lost a ski.