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He touched her vagina
If I found out my woman was cheating on me with the furniture, I'd whup her ass, too.
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You win.
I was waiting for this to get out of the hopper to fix that, now it's too late. Stupid commas.
I nominate "Cokehead" as a tag.
"Caught brown-handed" = Being caught in the act of engaging in anonymous gay sex while pretending to be straight. Also, Brown has supposedly been married 4 times. That should be a huge red flag.
Some women just don't get it, seems that, the more wives he had, the more experience he has! (in beating them that is)
THIS JUST IN: He had to relinquish the rights to two of those daughters yesterday. One of which was the "Daddy's baby girl" one at the end.
Carpal tunnel is the last thing I thought "brown hand" referred to.
Seriously though, google this guy. He threw his Joanne Herring Humanitarian award at his most recent wife.
For those wondering who to Google, http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2008/06/paging_doctor_ brown_no_not_the.php don't forget to check out the comments
I wonder if there's a point, when you're hurling your own Humanitarian award, that you just realize life's a big joke.
He beat her with irony, is what you're saying.
That baby girl could become a projectile against her mom if she's not careful.
"The Brown Hand Center" is my favorite euphemism for something I haven't decided yet
I want to get trained in the Brown Hand Procedure.
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