baleen
Nope. Different clip.

baleen
Oh, I see what you did there.

simon666
Dear Chet,

I've been an upstanding member for a number of years now and as such I'd like front page privs even though it is not customary to give them out any longer.

Sincerely,
Simon666

poorwill
I think you should be able to earn them. Like, if your rating average is over 4.80.

The Mothership
the stats haven't been updated for awhile.

Knuckles
We don't talk about Chet in this house anymore, young man.

Go to your room.

baleen
Wait, so you guys have been submitting for years and still have to go through the hopper? That isn't the way it's supposed to be. God this site is so fucking broken it's not even funny.