garcet71283 Technoviking comes from a long line of great techno-warriors.
ashtar. Techno-barbarian: √
Techno-Wizard: √
All we need now is a techno-priest and maybe a techno-thief and we're off to plunder the ketamine crystals of the trance caves!
If you aren't taking a paladin or sorceror then you need to take a bard. A bard would boh cover the thief slot AND be the party spokesperson.
All that would be left is for a cleric of which there is plenty of options for.
Oscar Wildcat Ya know, Don Rumsfeld and associates got into a lot of trouble overseas for conducting "parties" like this. I'm pretty sure this contravenes several articles of the Geneva Convention.
Baldr In the space of one YouTube video, Jagermeister has gone from being a bro-dude drink to being awesome again.
rev.dinosaur The way he lights up when he sees the bottle is worth the rewind.
Hugo Gorilla That's not Gandalf. What we have here is one of the two Blue Wizards who went to the East and how he spent his time while Sauron waged his war to find the ring. Not canon but acceptable as explainations go.
StanleyPain This is why Radagast does not appear in LOTR...he was busy doing this.
HotwaxNinjaPanther Radagast would have been too busy satisfying his zoophilia fetish to go to a rave.