|Oscar Wildcat |
Funny you should mention that, Bernard. Last night, Kittie and I were mugged on the street. Perp was a black man, heavy set, with a greying beard. HEY, HE LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU! Kittie, is that him? YES?!? SECURITY!!! ARREST HIM!
Too bad the clip doesn't have Shaw's follow-up question: "And what if her corpse was slowly eaten by the perp?"
The way he phrases it, it sounds less like a question and more like a proposition.
Mr. Dukakis, if you were to rape and murder Kitty would you feel remorse? Also, if I were to rape and murder you would it be a traumatic ordeal or a fantasy come to life?
The correct answer is "I would track him down and kill him myself, not wait for the nanny state to exact revenge on my behalf."
|Jet Bin Fever |
So wait, this is here because he's black?
"Would you take a bet that you could transform a Cockney flower girl into the belle of the Ascot?"
"Yes, George Bernard Shaw. I would."
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