notascientist This is gross, but those north korean lady sword dancers kind of do it for me.
Quad9Damage "A group of neighborhood residents provided aid to a poor family by building a house for them. Kim Jong il commended the volunteers for their efforts and was helicoptered in to congratulate them. While the cameras were rolling, he took it upon himself to personally inspect the family's new kitchen sink to make sure they had clean, running water."
Yeah, I made that up.
Old_Zircon That's obvious, everyone knows there's no poor people in Best Korea.
misterbuns Sound mixers in DPRK have the word JUCHE replacing the word BASS
Unmerciful Crushing Force If they collapse they're going to take out the South Korean economy and spontaneously spawn a several million-people humanitarian crisis. It will be East Germany on a much grander scale.