I can't spoil this. So I'll just say that it's really interesting to see what looks like peoples innate compulsion to figure out other human minds just go horribly and hyperactively wrong like this. Evolution wanted, "I think Sarah would let me fuck her," but it got, "This random person in this beige minivan is part of a worldwide conspiracy to observe my boring life and harass me from 30 feet away."

"Running away like the COWARDS they are..."

GANGSTALKERS TROLLIN GANGSTALKERS

No chance that the guy just didn't want Wendys anymore? maybe he found a Weinerschnitzel coupon on the floor.

Everytime there's someone pushy or impatient, you know a gangstalked is getting out his camera.

hey whad is dat guy doin? he filmin me. that ain't normal. imma gonna go ged something else

According to me, every stranger speaks like the Moon from the Might Boosh.

That minivan is not "beautiful."

Wendy's food is not "delicious."