This film actually sounds a great deal more intelligent than the trailer would have us believe: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon,_King_of_the_Witches

Man I hate my parent's generation.

I looked this movie up, got about halfway through it, and submitted it. Dude sends his pink demon blob to kill someone because they wrote him a bad check for a tarot reading and only male prostitutes will hang out with him. Oh yeah, and his magic mirror had a loading bar that could only work while chanting over a male prostitute and it's just amazing.