charmlessman I LITERALLY asked my girlfriend what she wanted on her Pizza Hut stuffed crust pizza, and while she was thinking, we watched this video.
Not so sure I want it now.
Screwtape After watching this video, did she reply, "pork"?
charmlessman She did, indeed, want sausage. Goddamn it, internet. Why do you bring unwanted synchronicity to my life?
Burnov This is the kind of logic that helped him develop that little oxycontin problem he had.
The Mothership He is high out of his mind; that is the only way anybody enjoys Pizza Hut pizza, with painkillers.
SolRo The amount of margarine in the deep dish crust makes it pretty tasty.
IrishWhiskey So to be clear: They hired Rush Limbaugh to say "I'm always 'right', but it'd be 'wrong' to eat pizza crust first!" in order to demonstrate that people should eat crust first.
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