Grass and Dirt are not themes

But did he won the game?

Ok, next round up. Thank you for ending your life with the Thrill-O-Rama Water Suislide.

Pffft... maximum positive vertical G force of 44G? That's it? Entirely survivable.

Never mind all the crazy dips-n-twists and throwing you in a pool at the end, those chain things have to be hell on the tailbone (assuming this is a true water slide and it's just your butt on a mat riding through it).

This is how the USA should kill all of its prisoners.

Oh man turn this music UP!

Excitement Rating: 0.04

Way to redefine "jaded", Roller Coaster Tycoon.

THE DEVASTATOR!

http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=4813

Wouldn't there have been several hundred places where you would have been launched off the slide and into the air? Between this and the hot ice cube I am having a real "physics hurts my head" week.

No, the pool isn't glitching. That's you being embedded into the crust of the planet.

Did you see the waterfall while on the ride? Through your bloody tears?

(a million stars for going so high you can see the curvature of the earth)

bored to tears

The only rollercoaster that crosses three national borders.

I found the more efficient way to kill guests in Rollercoaster Tycoon was just to pick them up and drop them in the duck pond.

Honestly, of all the methods I've seen, this is the best way to abort an unwanted pregnancy.