Well that's it, I'm convinced. Handing in my Atheist Membership Card and changing my name from Doofus T. Dumbnutz to something a little less ungodly like Intelligent R. Tallhandsome.
Considering how we don't have any witnesses to the murder, all we can safely assume is that the dead body just formed there through chemical reactions and possibly lightning.
THIS IS WHAT ATHEISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE (if you call their skepticism of religious explanations to phenomena a "belief")!!!!!!
Wow, ok that was a life changing flash animation dudes. I will now officially convert to Islam. That was the point of this video right? To bring me to religion? Islam it is!
The thing I'm really thrown by is how awful that Flash animation was. The car driving down the middle of the street and then under the police line? It makes Beavis & Butthead look artful and nuanced.