gmol - 2011-11-29
Can we just paste the last screen as the final story on poe-news?
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Louis Armstrong - 2011-11-29
Yeah, this is the winner.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2011-11-29
This experience is enhanced by it looking like someone dubbed it from an old VHS.
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Dirtchamber - 2011-11-29
Five for "fire breathing fatso".
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MrBuddy - 2011-11-29 He's not fat, he's just big boned.
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Gmork - 2016-03-30 I believe he was also in Streets of Rage as an enemy. Maybe Streets of Rage 2?
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gambol - 2011-11-29
disappointing tags
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garcet71283 - 2011-11-29 disappointing tags week anyone?
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Snakeweapon - 2011-11-29 Perhaps some cheese as well sir?
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YakooMarkTwo - 2011-11-29
Why is every bizarre and hateful game on the front page today? These are games I wanted to forget. They were the fever dreams of my youth. If only someone would post that one game where you're a wizard or something and it's a vertical scroller and you have to use magic to blast open bits of the landscape and find power ups in there, but you run out of magic in a few seconds if you don't find the right power ups and then you die when the advancing landscape kills you. Then I would "happy".
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YakooMarkTwo - 2011-11-29 I always borrowed or rented Karnov (and, yes, I gave it a solid effort)... perhaps there was something in the instruction booklet that I wasn't able to learn that made this game less bizarre, confusing, and difficult? Things like "Why am I a fat circus strongman who fights demons by spitting fireballs and keeping ladders in my back pocket?"
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YakooMarkTwo - 2011-12-04 yes! AHHH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7MbzoSqccI
So painful. I rented this game once. I think I played it for 20 minutes. I didn't know what any of the power ups did and you just keep dieing and dieing.
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twinkieafternoon - 2011-11-29
Wait, is this the end?
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pastorofmuppets - 2011-11-29
GAME OVER YEEAAAAH
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Sanest Man Alive - 2011-11-30
Enlighten me: exactly what the fuck was everyone expecting to see at the end of these 20-years-and-change-old games? It's like I stumbled onto a romhacking forum from 1998.
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Aubrey McFate - 2011-11-30 At the end of Contra an island blows up. So I expect to see at least that.
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pastorofmuppets - 2011-11-30 It's kind of like how songs didn't end in the 80s
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YakooMarkTwo - 2011-12-04 The ending to Bionic Commando was downright tear-jerking.
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Old_Zircon - 2017-11-22
I was once in a band that had two members who were mildly obsessed with Karnov and wrote music influenced by it.
And I wasn't even one of them.
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