Aww.

AWW.

AWWWGODDAMMIT.

My green-cheeked conure will do the same thing to my right hand when I'm trying to work/draw/paint, only he'll not only make a hand fort, but he'll sit on my thumb just to make sure that I get absolutely nothing done.

Finch's, canaries.. my favorite birds.

These are the only kind of tweets i'm interested in.

Five stars for tiny, trusting animals.

Awwwwwwww. Meanwhile, my wife has two vile cockatiels that WON'T FUCKING SHUT UP AND THEY BITE EVERYTHING THAT MOVES.

LOOK, I'M HELPING

Good Christ look at that keyboard.

I want to clean off his goddamn keyboard.

My grandfather had one of these, and it would lay an egg in his hand every now and again.

Eww, keyboard goop.

This video is an exception to my "birds are horrible creatures" rule.

Still prejudiced against nasty white keyboards though.

"PROTECT ME!"

I thought this video was about a zebra named Finch.

I saw a much longer video of this somewhere, but this about covers it.

I'll never forget the time my pet Zebra, Finch, bothered me at work.

He stampeded through the building and trampled three guys to death.