No kidding, I saw this http://youtu.be/C4beUC3-ckw and it almost made me want to go to Norway, rob a bank, and intentionally get caught. The prison in Leoben Austria is pretty nice too,
'Yeah some guy asked me for a light so I cut him up and ate his thigh. The neighbor made some dumplings out of him because I told her it was a kangaroo.'