The mainstream media doesn't want you to know this, but this is how the Russians reproduce. There's a queen Russian somewhere in the back of the truck and you seriously don't want to see what she looks like.
Mikhail had to ride on Georgi's lap. Georgi had to ride on Sasha's lap. Sasha had to ride on Ivan's lap. Ivan had to ride on Mikhail's lap. Mikhail had to ride on Georgi's lap...