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Needs "wtf Old Zircon" tag!

Ah yes, this is the sort of thing I keep coming here for. I have no idea why... but there it is.

This entire show is kind of surreal. Most of it boils down to "WOMAN IS NOT VERY FAT AND CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE IS BARFING. SUDDENLY, A BABY APPEARS!"

Brought to you by Discovery Fit & Health.

No reenactment will ever live up to this.

Thanks for that dramatization, Discovery. We really needed that.

She just contributed all the weight gain to sitting around and not attributing anything to society.

Somewhere there is a young woman trying to decide whether to put this re-enactment on her resume. On the one hand it could be the thing that gets her noticed. On ther other hand it could be, well, the thing that gets her noticed.