I will be extremely disappointed if this thing doesn't result in a video of a guy running 50k km/h along the length of it and managing to break his face.
"I remember when I wanted to get a trampoline, but my mother said they were too dangerous and expensive, but when I talked to the guy at the trampoline store, he told me they weren't that dangerous or expensive, and I don't think I've ever completely forgiven my mother for so blatantly lying to me like that." -Jack Handey
It is a little known fact that the Trampoline Forest halted the Mongol invasion of Russia and sent their hordes packing back to their steppes. It's true.