nice snake man

at this point I see a video of a snake in a sweater, so either I am totally blazed, or the submitter was

Don't do drugs.

The perfect video submission.

It's hard to drive a sweater in a straight line even if you are sober.

Dude, I am fucked up. I'm seeing snakes in sweaters man, I should not be driving.

It's a commentary on the war on drugs.

And snake sweaters.

Fitting CNN coverage

Just to be snippy, I don't see what a sweater can do for an ectotherm.

Never get lit and sumbit, folks

Wait.. what about hooker?!

I was an unwitting participant in one of these experiments once. I never would have guess the bass player was so stoned if he hadn't tried to get onto the Mass Pike on an off ramp.

Needs a "torpid and mellow" tag.

Brain on snake.

Nobody will ever be able to find this video again given the tags.

That red haired girl is really pretty. I don't know how the hell they set the legal limit so low. A third of a gram doesn't seem like much at all.

Everyone drifts. Its impossible to drive straight

Pro-tip: Just close the most blurry eye, and focus on the right side of the road

That snake should not be operating a motor vehicle.

Title: The key here is computer simulation. Back in the 90s I did some research in Test Drive and usually crashed when I turned around in my chair to taunt at the pursuing cops.

Video: Almost perfect, for that extra mile and knit the snake a disguise or costume of some sort. A snake in a sweater is cool, a snake in a string-of-sausages costume is awesome.