Poverty is weird.

A good dog.

They guy is still at the two legs stage of his Egyptian riddle life arc.

Dogs doing what they were bred to do. Serve us.

Russian dog strong like bull!

Mythology is still alive in Mother Russia.

I swear there used to be a cartoon dog called "Sisyphur" or something similar, and I thought it would be cute to make a Sisyphus reference with it, but then I looked it up for spelling and was horrified.

That's not his owner. That's just some random guy the dog found.

Dog is a looter, and he will eat well tonight.