Looking back on what we had in our school cafeterias, I'm wondering why the Cowardly Lion/creepmonster is singing to me about the importance of consuming chocolate milk and godawful imitation pizza 5 days a week.
Wait, this is an ad to pay a guy in a werewolf costume to come scare kids into eating food? I guess they don't know that sympathetic nervous responses slow digestion.
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