Hey dude. Way to go losing your virginity to a guy dressed up like a chicken.
I lost my virginity to a Mexican girl who loved swastikas and hated black people. And later she shaved her head and wore an orange blanket (to school) because she became a Buddhist...
What I'm saying is that I cannot judge somebody having sex for the first time.
Do these people not realize how to NOT scare off a mate? Act 1 of this video was weird enough but, eh, he's kind of cute I guess, weirdness aside. Maybe he will see Michael again. But Act 2? GOOD LORD THAT'S CREEPY. If Michael's smart he'll fly the coup.