Steven Seagal is one of the few action movie stars who've gotten more entertaining with age. He's so fat and retarded, yet he still carries himself like a bouncer, and it's painfully obvious that everyone around him is trying super, SUPER hard to be polite and not say anything about it.
Have you ever seen his reality TV show? The one where he's a cop? Pick any episode and watch how his fellow cops react whenever he opens his mouth.
We need a reality series RIGHT NOW where Seagal and Dennis Rodman team up as a pair of globe trotting ambassadors. Every week is a new troubled hotspot.