You don't win friends with salad / You don't win friends with salad / You don't win friends with salad / You don't win friends with salad / You don't win friends with salad / You don't win friends with salad / You don't win friends with salad / You don't win friends with salad / You don't win friends with salad / You don't win friends with salad /
hehe.. this whole discussion should be a recreation of this episode, but no cheating by looking up the quotes or the actual script, just what we remember.