Cena's right. Drug laws are mostly about keeping the Poors from slacking off; we can't have them wasting their time smoking bongs, when they should be assembling golf clubs and staffing call centers. But if we gave them all cocaine, just think how energetic and productive they'd be!
If two Ultimate Maniacs could be the most dominant force in sports entertainment, imagine what an entire nation of Ultimate Maniacs could do!