...nervous tick has you

No, he's just Slavic and over the age of 40.

I refer to his constant nose tweaking and shirt pinching, of course. It's quite disgusting actually.

I fuck your mother.

The last person I knew who kept tweaking their nose like that turned out to have a serious cocaine problem.

I do that all spring, it's allergies.

I have no intention of watching this because I'm allergic to �i�ek, but these comments make it sound like he's becoming Richard "I eat things off the bottom of my foot" Stallman.

Might be wrong, but the absurdity of his experiences in the army might make watching it worth while.

Oh my god he's starting to look more and more like my dad

You could manage a baseball team through gestures more subtly than that