it describes things that are thicker and heartier, not like your mincy little city vegetables.

but basically larger.

Like the vegetables were cut by a lazy idiot without any ability to use a knife, and a drunken yokel couldn't be assed to make thinner noodles before getting back to the moonshine jug.

Just throw the whole fucking thing in there. Ta-daaaa! Lazanga Soup!!!!!!!!!

These vegetables have old fashioned family values.

but they may be a little racist, or possibly hooked on meth.

Cup-A-Poop

I've actually been so hungry that I ate this shit right out of the box because we didn't pay our water bill.

I've had soup in a cup.


...in my defense, those instant miso soup portions are really small. One packet just ends up being a sad puddle in a regular bowl.

I don't think the commercial is implying you've NEVER had soup in a cup, but rather you've never had soup in a cup LIKE THIS BEFORE!!!

Lies! Soup in a cup is myth, just like the holocaust.

@infinite zest: I regularly eat dry instant oatmeal right out of the pouch with a spoon. Apples and cinnamon is much better that way, IMO.

This is true. I've also eaten soup out of an ice cream cone. Don't knock it til ya tried it yallz.

I eat soup out of an old paint can. Also, my name is Abraham Lincoln and I am five hundred feet tall.

Night Dreams. You owe it to yourself to watch the whole movie.

Cafe Flesh, too. I wish Jerry Stahl had stuck with writing uncomfortable, dystopian arthouse porno.

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My mom used cream of mushroom in her meatloaf. I cant imagine a meatloaf without a can of soup included.