i think i like this more than what i usually saw the regular christian crazies do, which was pretending to be an oscillating fan with their hands up and eyes closed.
"Excuse me waitress? No my Pepsi is just fine, what I wanted was to give you a link to my Youtube channel, I'm trying to become the next viral video sensation and spread the word of God in a fun and silly way. Have you accepted the Lord as your own personal savior? Why, a pretty girl like you will be facing lots of temptation in your lifetime and we wouldn't want you to be damned to burn in hell for all eternity. That would do a number on your pretty hairdo!!"