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THANK YOU. Fascism, just like I've been saying all along.

At least Oddeye knows what he's talking about.

I never knew Ironman could shrink himself. I'd crawl into a girl's soaking wet panties and let her finger-mash me into her clit.

Fuck that's hot.

With a name like "Black Widow" you'd think she'd wear, you know, not head-to-toe white.

If I could shrink myself, I'd probably do it before meals. That way, I could eat comparatively tiny amounts of food, yet, for my size, it'd seem like I was having an extravagant feast. When I'm done, I would grow tall again. It'd be a great way to diet!

My favorite is the Hulkamaniac. I like how he gets his powers from prayer and vitamins.

They have Fire Guy, and Other Fire Guy, but left out Heat Man? Dr. Wiley will not be pleased.

Future guys are just plain annoying with their time travel plot holes and spoilers.

I hate Whedon. Firefly sucked and it only lasted a season because it sucked. Firefly fans are delusional morons who can't let something go. They are like the Confederate apologists of Sci-fi.

BTW, I've never watched an entire episode of Firefly. I just think the fans are dorks for pining over a one season show that was cancelled over a decade ago.

I saw a bit of Firefly, and it was pretty decent. Not nearly as good as Battlestar Galactica or MLP, but you know what, I did not hate Firefly, which is more than I can say for anything else Joss Whedon has done. (my ex, as you may remember, was a diehard Whedon fangirl, and I can't even count how many episodes of Angel or fucking Buffy I had to sit through on her behalf)

It's funny you say that Firefly fans are the Confederate apologists of SciFi, though, because if you watch the show, there's a definite Lost Cause element to it- the heroes are basically Space Confederates, who've been forced out west by Space Lincoln and his Space Federalist stormtroopers. Did you know that, or was it a lucky coincidence?

Hey Cena_Mark: turns out John Cena is a pretty great guy:

http://www.cracked.com/article_22430_5-true-stories-that-will- restore-your-faith-in-famous-people.html

What the hell is wrong with him, being decent and shit?

I watched Firefly when it was new and got about 3 episodes into it until I just gave up. It didn't help I had literally just watched the entire series of Outlaw Star which is basically anime Firefly except good.

I know it's old hat to say this but: I'm sorry, Firefly did indeed rip off Outlaw Star. I don't care what all the nerd culture shitheads say, Whedon knew what the fuck he was doing.

The DC TV shows are way more upbeat than the grimdark jokes that the movies seem to want to be.

I think it's funny though that people who hate Whedon are the ones most likely to give him credit for things he had nothing to do with. "That character just told a JOKE! The writers must be aping Whedon, inventor of jokes!"

The whole self-depreciating,snarky, sarcastic, can't-say-a-single-thing-without-a-smartass-aspect is unquestionably Whedon-esque and the gauge is pretty off the charts here. It's a bit more than "jokes", sorry.