Caminante - 2007-03-27
"Thank God my husband died." Ha ha ha.
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The Hater - 2007-03-27
I hate it when I rape someone and they're thankful afterwards. Kinda steals my thunder.
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dead_cat - 2007-03-27
Thank god for being an utter jackass of a supervisor, if that's what you want. Most people just SUE.
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chet - 2007-03-27
thank god grattude wasn't my parent either
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Hooker - 2007-03-27
Thank God I can cope with tragedy in an emotionally healthy way.
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Senator_Unger - 2007-03-27
Thank God I was Anorexic, because Jesus hates fatties.
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Zeis - 2007-03-27
well, that explains it. one of the creators of this thing has Downs.
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What about the Danger - 2007-03-27
Hello, nihilists.
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bitter_jesus - 2007-03-28
Thank God I was born gay- to be a pariah to the other Christians.
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Meatsack Jones - 2007-03-28
I want to shoot everyone of these people in the ass, just to hear them say it.
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kingarthur - 2007-03-28
I didn't think it was possible, but I hate religion even more after that ordeal.
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Feyd - 2007-03-28
Aids are pretty helpful, unlike AIDS the disease, which sucks.
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ShmuzzlePuzzle - 2007-03-28
That's fucked up! I thank my intellegence that I'm not religious.
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Cockmaster Flash - 2007-03-28
Thank God I'm not retarded like these people.
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HURF BLURF DUH - 2007-03-28
"You said 'Thank God I was Raped' twice." "I like thanking God I was raped."
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Ahriman the Creepy Lurker - 2007-03-28
Dollars to doughnuts that one chick killed her husband.
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Rudy - 2007-03-28
Thank God For Racism!
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citrusmirakel - 2007-03-28
I thank god my husband died. Because seriously, look at me. I just wanted the money.
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Jacques Strap - 2007-03-28
she definately offed her husband for the money
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rhythm rider - 2007-03-28
the creator looks like a halibut
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Dummy Rum - 2007-03-28
Being religious sounds a lot like being the bitch in S&M... "Thank you God, may I have another?"
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blackbetta - 2007-03-28
Thank God for all the reasons smart people become athiests
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ashtar. - 2007-03-29
Insane circular logic is needed to justify belief in an all-good, all-powerful god in an evil world.
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athodyd - 2007-03-29
oh god his haircut now i can't focus on anything else
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Mayberry Pancakes - 2007-04-04
Thank God I raped you
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murph the surf - 2007-04-04
Be inspired by their pyramid scheme. Royalties!
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Xiphias - 2007-04-09
THANK GOD I CAUSED 9-11
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Hooper_X - 2007-04-24
Thank God I Found Portal Of Evil And My Brain Was Totally Raped.
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LetsFistAgain - 2007-07-22
Hey, no biggie!
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joyofdiscord - 2007-08-07
Thank God for IEDs, am I right?
Also, these Christians seem pretty liberal. Tubby has a nose ring, and black guy seems to have long hair.
I got quite a giggle out of "Thank God I Was Adopted."
Also, "Thank God I Was a Drug Addict"? Hell yeah. Thank God I Get High as Often as Possible. Now that's a God I can get behind.
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Konversekid - 2007-09-08
I thank God for masturbation, because if I wasn't touching my penis, I would be busy making fun of these people.
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Pie Boy - 2007-09-30
Thank god nobody has the heart to explain reality to me anymore.
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Konversekid - 2007-10-13
Wait, I thought God had a thing for virgins.
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GoneGirl - 2007-10-18
Faaaan Geeeeod I had uh sssstrooooke.
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Raoul Duke 138 - 2007-11-16
Thank God all this shit happened to you assholes and not me. Whew!
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Big Name Celebrity - 2007-12-05
"Thank God everyone pronounces my last name 'Crotch'."
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notbob - 2008-07-18
Thank God I was raped while watching this video.
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oogaBooga - 2008-08-29
Impenetrable logic, that.
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BrokenMatchstick - 2008-11-26
Eugh. Thank God I'm an atheist.
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LazarusOfEarth - 2008-11-29
Thank God I spent five minutes of my God given life watching this video and reading all the comments!
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2008-12-07
Thank God I'm nailed to this cross and filled with looooooooveeeeee, come sing with me before the shock sets in.
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Shotgun Jackson - 2008-12-13
That's true how can I be raped? God, are you listening?
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Wombles - 2009-05-06
Bad > Good
It's so simple, if you don't think about it.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-08-25
Thank I have God for Verizon DSL.
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